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The IT peon has become the shaman of our era. At once reviled and revered, we prostrate our maddened forms before the mercies of mysterious and unseen things, the impossible fey things whose humors power our lanky little machines at some unknown price.
It’s been a very busy day. I made a flowchart to aid incoming customers in this, our time of busy-ness.

And yet, strangely, I maintain my grip on employment. Praise be to the spirits!